daysoffuturepasta:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:


“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?



Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

He also took his favorite characters from Norse mythology and was like “eh no one ever talks about the First Dwarves. Ima talk about the Dwarves.” And he stuck them into his stories and that is where every single dwarf comes from, as well as Gandalf, who was also named for one of the First Dwarves of Norse lore. Many other Norse characters and places pop up throughout Tolkien’s works, like Mirkwood and the Misty Mountains, and Gimli, Narvi, and Bor, among others. Also he was rather fond of the Volsung Saga, penning “The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrun” as his own English retelling of the famous stories of Sigurd the Volsung. He also took a liking to the story of Andvari’s Ring, which may sound familiar to you- it’s the story of a creepy creature who lives in a nasty pond and has a magic ring that curses all who own it ever afterwards, like Sigurd, the noble hero, who must fight an enormous dragon to claim it’s treasure…
Basically Tolkien is the greatest fan fiction writer ever to live.
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daysoffuturepasta:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:


“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?



Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

He also took his favorite characters from Norse mythology and was like “eh no one ever talks about the First Dwarves. Ima talk about the Dwarves.” And he stuck them into his stories and that is where every single dwarf comes from, as well as Gandalf, who was also named for one of the First Dwarves of Norse lore. Many other Norse characters and places pop up throughout Tolkien’s works, like Mirkwood and the Misty Mountains, and Gimli, Narvi, and Bor, among others. Also he was rather fond of the Volsung Saga, penning “The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrun” as his own English retelling of the famous stories of Sigurd the Volsung. He also took a liking to the story of Andvari’s Ring, which may sound familiar to you- it’s the story of a creepy creature who lives in a nasty pond and has a magic ring that curses all who own it ever afterwards, like Sigurd, the noble hero, who must fight an enormous dragon to claim it’s treasure…
Basically Tolkien is the greatest fan fiction writer ever to live.
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daysoffuturepasta:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:


“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?



Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

He also took his favorite characters from Norse mythology and was like “eh no one ever talks about the First Dwarves. Ima talk about the Dwarves.” And he stuck them into his stories and that is where every single dwarf comes from, as well as Gandalf, who was also named for one of the First Dwarves of Norse lore. Many other Norse characters and places pop up throughout Tolkien’s works, like Mirkwood and the Misty Mountains, and Gimli, Narvi, and Bor, among others. Also he was rather fond of the Volsung Saga, penning “The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrun” as his own English retelling of the famous stories of Sigurd the Volsung. He also took a liking to the story of Andvari’s Ring, which may sound familiar to you- it’s the story of a creepy creature who lives in a nasty pond and has a magic ring that curses all who own it ever afterwards, like Sigurd, the noble hero, who must fight an enormous dragon to claim it’s treasure…
Basically Tolkien is the greatest fan fiction writer ever to live.
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daysoffuturepasta:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:


“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?



Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

He also took his favorite characters from Norse mythology and was like “eh no one ever talks about the First Dwarves. Ima talk about the Dwarves.” And he stuck them into his stories and that is where every single dwarf comes from, as well as Gandalf, who was also named for one of the First Dwarves of Norse lore. Many other Norse characters and places pop up throughout Tolkien’s works, like Mirkwood and the Misty Mountains, and Gimli, Narvi, and Bor, among others. Also he was rather fond of the Volsung Saga, penning “The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrun” as his own English retelling of the famous stories of Sigurd the Volsung. He also took a liking to the story of Andvari’s Ring, which may sound familiar to you- it’s the story of a creepy creature who lives in a nasty pond and has a magic ring that curses all who own it ever afterwards, like Sigurd, the noble hero, who must fight an enormous dragon to claim it’s treasure…
Basically Tolkien is the greatest fan fiction writer ever to live.
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daysoffuturepasta:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

He also took his favorite characters from Norse mythology and was like “eh no one ever talks about the First Dwarves. Ima talk about the Dwarves.” And he stuck them into his stories and that is where every single dwarf comes from, as well as Gandalf, who was also named for one of the First Dwarves of Norse lore. Many other Norse characters and places pop up throughout Tolkien’s works, like Mirkwood and the Misty Mountains, and Gimli, Narvi, and Bor, among others. Also he was rather fond of the Volsung Saga, penning “The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrun” as his own English retelling of the famous stories of Sigurd the Volsung. He also took a liking to the story of Andvari’s Ring, which may sound familiar to you- it’s the story of a creepy creature who lives in a nasty pond and has a magic ring that curses all who own it ever afterwards, like Sigurd, the noble hero, who must fight an enormous dragon to claim it’s treasure…

Basically Tolkien is the greatest fan fiction writer ever to live.

serkankayak:

chels-e-lately:

emerald-avenger:

tarteauxfraises:

kendrajbean:

In the mid-1930s, an Australian journalist visited Germany to report on the rise of fascism and interview Adolf Hitler. The atrocities she saw there, which included the public beating of Jews, forever changed the course of her young life. Nancy Wake, who died Sunday at age 98, would spend World War II fighting Nazism tooth and nail, saving thousands of Allied lives, winding up at the top of the Gestapo’s most-wanted list and ultimately receiving more decorations than any other servicewoman.
Wake made her way from Spain to Britain, where she convinced special agents to train her as a spy and guerilla operative. In April 1944 she parachuted into France to coordinate attacks on German troops and installations prior to the D-Day invasion, leading a band of 7,000 resistance fighters. In order to earn the esteem of the men under her command, she reportedly challenged them to drinking contests and would inevitably drink them under the table. But her fierceness alone may have won her enough respect: During the violent months preceding the liberation of Paris, Wake killed a German guard with a single karate chop to the neck, executed a women who had been spying for the Germans, shot her way out of roadblocks and biked 70 hours through perilous Nazi checkpoints to deliver radio codes for the Allies. (via)



I’m going to keep talking about this until you all buy her god damn biography. Because I don’t think you guys understand.
She was NUMBER ONE on the Gestapo’s most wanted list during the war.  There was a 5 MILLION FRANC prize on her head.
They called her the White Mouse because of her skill for escaping certain death. 
She was parachuting into a camp once and got tangled in a tree. A French soldier saw her flailing around and said, “I hope that all the trees in France bear such beautiful fruit this year.” She answered only, “Don’t give me that French shit.”
She would smuggle messages, food, and supplies in a supply truck and when she passed German posts she’d wink at the soldiers and say, “Do you want to search me?” They never did.
She found out at one point that her men had been hiding a female German spy, protecting her. The rule was to kill them, but the men didn’t have the heart. But Nancy Wake did. And she never regretted it.
When she killed a man with her bare hands, it was an SS sentry who’d spotted her and she killed him to prevent him from raising the alarm during the raid. She would later say of it, “They’d taught us this judo-chop stuff with the flat of the hand at SOE, and I practiced away at it. But this was the only time I used it - whack - and it killed him all right. I was really surprised.”
She died in 2011, 3 weeks before her 99th birthday.
If you don’t think Nancy Wake deserves a movie and a TV show and all the damn recognition in the world, you’re wrong. 

Yaaassssssss can we get a movie? This is like inglorious bastards BUT REAL AND WITH A WOMAN

 

serkankayak:

chels-e-lately:

emerald-avenger:

tarteauxfraises:

kendrajbean:

In the mid-1930s, an Australian journalist visited Germany to report on the rise of fascism and interview Adolf Hitler. The atrocities she saw there, which included the public beating of Jews, forever changed the course of her young life. Nancy Wake, who died Sunday at age 98, would spend World War II fighting Nazism tooth and nail, saving thousands of Allied lives, winding up at the top of the Gestapo’s most-wanted list and ultimately receiving more decorations than any other servicewoman.

Wake made her way from Spain to Britain, where she convinced special agents to train her as a spy and guerilla operative. In April 1944 she parachuted into France to coordinate attacks on German troops and installations prior to the D-Day invasion, leading a band of 7,000 resistance fighters. In order to earn the esteem of the men under her command, she reportedly challenged them to drinking contests and would inevitably drink them under the table. But her fierceness alone may have won her enough respect: During the violent months preceding the liberation of Paris, Wake killed a German guard with a single karate chop to the neck, executed a women who had been spying for the Germans, shot her way out of roadblocks and biked 70 hours through perilous Nazi checkpoints to deliver radio codes for the Allies. (via)

I’m going to keep talking about this until you all buy her god damn biography. Because I don’t think you guys understand.

She was NUMBER ONE on the Gestapo’s most wanted list during the war.  There was a 5 MILLION FRANC prize on her head.

They called her the White Mouse because of her skill for escaping certain death. 

She was parachuting into a camp once and got tangled in a tree. A French soldier saw her flailing around and said, “I hope that all the trees in France bear such beautiful fruit this year.” She answered only, “Don’t give me that French shit.”

She would smuggle messages, food, and supplies in a supply truck and when she passed German posts she’d wink at the soldiers and say, “Do you want to search me?” They never did.

She found out at one point that her men had been hiding a female German spy, protecting her. The rule was to kill them, but the men didn’t have the heart. But Nancy Wake did. And she never regretted it.

When she killed a man with her bare hands, it was an SS sentry who’d spotted her and she killed him to prevent him from raising the alarm during the raid. She would later say of it, “They’d taught us this judo-chop stuff with the flat of the hand at SOE, and I practiced away at it. But this was the only time I used it - whack - and it killed him all right. I was really surprised.”

She died in 2011, 3 weeks before her 99th birthday.

If you don’t think Nancy Wake deserves a movie and a TV show and all the damn recognition in the world, you’re wrong. 

Yaaassssssss can we get a movie? This is like inglorious bastards BUT REAL AND WITH A WOMAN

 

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

  • Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
  • Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

longlivevanderjesus asked:

Why do tampons come in packs of 96? Why not 100?

krsalmers:

acidpolizei:

krsalmers:

edwardspoonhands:

I wish I knew…and this is a bigger question than you think you’re asking. When we count we go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and then we start over again, just changing the second number, 11, 12, 13…etc. This is called “base 10”. The base is the number that you have to hit before moving a decimal place over. We use base ten, presumably, 100% because we have ten fingers. 

However, 12 is possibly a better choice. Ten is only divisible by 1, 2, 5, and 10 while 12 is divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, and 12. So for a lot of applications, base 12 is easier to use. And we do use base 12, just not very often or very precisely. Every time you say “two dozen” you’re using base 12. Or, in the case of your pack of tampons, eight dozen.

Why we use dozens isn’t exactly clear…it may be just because it’s mathematically convenient…or it may be good for marketing reasons (96 might sound more impressive than 100.) Or maybe it’s because there are roughly 12 lunar cycles per year (which is where we get the 12 months.)

We don’t really know…but beer, soda, eggs, and tampons…all come in dozens…for reasons that stretch back, possibly, to the very beginning of counting. Which is REALLY COOL.

You made this interesting and I’m honestly so impressed.

MORE FUN NUMBER INFO

Multiples of 12 are often largely composite or highly composite numbers (i.e., they’re either more divisible or as divisible as any smaller number), so they’re super easy to evenly divide compared to other numbers. Some sweetheart on wikipedia made this fun chart demonstrating this:

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Since 96 is the largest number that is both:

  • largely composite (divides by a bunch of numbers)
  • close to 100,

it’s an optimal choice for selling in bulk

"Some sweetheart." This post definitely got better.